Out Loud

To honk, or not to honk?

Let me tell you what I do: I don't. Ever. I can barely bring myself to give a "little honk to say hello" to a friend driving next to me.

I rarely feel the need to scream, so why would I feel the need to honk? If I could find a car that could have a melt-down option in place of the horn (lump in throat, sniffling, ears becoming hot), then that would fit my personality a little more.

You cut me off? Watch my car turn into a puddle of Honda on the freeway.